Adeline
Annis
Cheryl
Cindy
Hazel
Hui Jie
Hui Xin(CT rep)
Soh Ee
Yanyu
Amos
Chek Keng
Chuen Hwee
Gabriel
Guo Hao
Hong Hao(CT rep)
John
Jia Cheng
Jia Rong
Jie Yang
Jun Hong
Kheng Meng
Wei Liang
Wei Min
Wei Han
Yan Chao
What would I like to see in my aged parents/grandparents.
I am a boy. Boy Is a boy. Girl is a girl but I am not a girl. Why I am not a girl is because, I am a boy. A very good boy. I have a sister and 3 parents. 2 mothers and 1 father. They are mad people. And I am their mad child. We are all mad.
When they are old, I am hoping that they have earn a lot of money by then. Money is money. Not money is not money. Money is good so I like money. When they are old they will not need so much money so I can take all their money and use.
Because of my 3 parents, there are more of them to take care of each other. I can then go and use all their money as they do not need their money. They can go and play chess, sing song or play mahjong together, for all I care.
Looking outside my window-Describe sights sounds and activities.
Looking outside my window got bird, got boy. Boy eat bird, bird die. I see a rainbow outside. It is very colourful. I am happy because it is very beautiful. I see children playing with balls outside. All kinds of balls. Footballs, baseballs, basketballs, ballballs.
My mom and dad come into my room and sit beside me on my bed. They look outside the window too. My mom is sitting on my right and my dad is sitting on my left. They are happy that I am happy. Suddenly some sparrows flew past. Our family dog then jumped out of the window to catch some birds.
Our dog is very active dog. He eats a lot. He is an active dog who eats a lot. This is why he is active. However, he is not a very clever dog because he is mad. When he jumped out of the window to catch the birds, he forgot that our family lives on the twenty fifth floor. Dog die. Me sad.
This is a bad day for me looking outside the windows because I am sad. I am sad because my parents just bought the dog yesterday. We are sad. Suddenly an aeroplane flies pass the window. We forgot about our dog and are very surprised because we have never seen an aeroplane before. As a result, we are happy because the aeroplane is exciting.
My mom is talking to me, but I continue looking out the window. She screams but I still look outside the window. I am deaf because of the large sound from the aeroplane. We are sad again, but happy because the rainbow is still in the sky.
Don't really know if you all like this jokes, but hope you all destress after reading this. Hope nobody is offended.
