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hi everyone! This is weimin in the house. Thanks to the great person who created this blog for us! i dunno who is it but i am really grateful. Tell me ur name on monday and i tell mr pun to treat u dinner. This is a joke i got online and hope u all will like it. Happy birthday Wei Liang and happy depavalia to u guys.
A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia.He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation. Malaysian : 'You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?' Singaporean : 'Of course.' Malaysian : 'We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's inside.The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore .'
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence. Malaysian : 'Do you eat the jam with the bread?' Singaporean : 'Of course.' Malaysian (chuckling): 'We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore .'
This time, the Singaporean retorted : 'Do you have sex in Malaysia ?' Malaysian : 'Why, of course we do' Singaporean : 'Do you wear protection' Malaysian : 'Of course! We wear condoms.' Singaporean : 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?' Malaysian : 'Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away.' Singaporean : 'We don't. In Singapore , the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia ,... & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore .'